If I wasn't a smart-ass you'd be afraid I was a pod person.
[Too soon?? Probably, but hell yeah he's taking that spot, oddly enough, 22 years of sharing a futon makes it awful hard to sleep alone, even without the whole looming spectre of murder thing. It feels...safe. Considering.]
You're the one who forgot to kick me out. 1-2-3 no takebacks, by the way. But it's not a big deal, so don't worry about it. Honestly, I...
[he trails off, silently pondering how to continue...until he breaks into a big yawn]
...Just pretend I said something reassuring and heartfelt. I'm too tired to come up with anything good right now.
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[Too soon?? Probably, but hell yeah he's taking that spot, oddly enough, 22 years of sharing a futon makes it awful hard to sleep alone, even without the whole looming spectre of murder thing. It feels...safe. Considering.]
You're the one who forgot to kick me out. 1-2-3 no takebacks, by the way. But it's not a big deal, so don't worry about it. Honestly, I...
[he trails off, silently pondering how to continue...until he breaks into a big yawn]
...Just pretend I said something reassuring and heartfelt. I'm too tired to come up with anything good right now.